queefilicious:

they are evolving and they know we cant stop them

queefilicious:

they are evolving and they know we cant stop them

at a horror movie
bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be
baby: a-a-a-a. . .
aunt: auntie? are you trying to say auntie?
baby: A S S U M I N G - D I R E C T - C O N T R O L

gaypee:

b1oshocked:

profoak:

i want this tattoo’d all over my body 

Can someone please help me understand this?

no

blaindersonkummel:

the best part of today has been the constant stream of people gradually finding out about Naya Rivera’s wedding and the mixed reactions like

image

tagged: +gif  +naya rivera 

wilddaize:

I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards. 

nodiqqity:

why hit rock bottom when u can hit my bottom

therewasagirlwhowantedtofly:

I saw this cuff and it just screamed Blaine at me. Particularly sub!blaine who can’t wear a collar in public so instead wears this as a symbol of Kurt’s ownership.  

therewasagirlwhowantedtofly:

I saw this cuff and it just screamed Blaine at me. Particularly sub!blaine who can’t wear a collar in public so instead wears this as a symbol of Kurt’s ownership.  

tagged: +YEs!!  +blaine anderson  +d/s 

WHY ARE THINGS SO GODDAMN GENDERED WHY CANT I WEAR A PASTEL PINK LACY CROP TOP AND BLACK SHORT SHORTS AND PURPLE MASCARA AND PINK GLITTERY LIP GLOSS WITHOUT BEING TOLD “YOURE TOO FEMININE TO BE A GUY” WTFF 

tagged: +personal 

jaclcfrost:

the real reason i like tall people

  • i aim to befriend them and slowly earn their trust so that they will carry me around on their shoulders
unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

tagged: +food tw